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Today’s quote: Flemming Rose

It’s like asking a rape victim if she regrets wearing a revealing shirt for a Friday night out.
Fleming Rose, culture editor of the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten which published 12 cartoons depicting the Muslim Prophet Muhammad in 2005 that led to an outbreak of riots in the Muslim world in which over 50 people were killed. Full [...]

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Today’s quote: Steve Wozniak

After hearing that judge Bruno Tonioli of Dancing with the Stars said: “It was like watching a Teletubby going mad in a gay pride parade”.
 
I think it should be noted that Teletubbies aired for 5 years, had 365 episodes, and a #1 music single! I’d take that as a compliment.
You can watch Woz dancing like a [...]

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Today’s quote: Islam Shahawan

We are telling our people that the past era has ended and will not return. The era of justice and Islamic rule has arrived.
- Islam Shahawan

a spokesman for Hamas’ militia, 2007
Source: Ha’aretz
Oh boy, this is going to be fun. Now it’s only a matter of time before they open a Disneyland clone in Gaza [...]

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Today’s quote: Steve Jobs

On iTunes for Windows:
It’s like giving a glass of ice water to somebody in hell!
- Steve Jobs, at D 2007
]Update 6/1/2007] Watch in on video:

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Today’s quote: Jerry Seinfeld

For a Jewish boy growing up on Long Island, to have dinner with Steven Spielberg is like being bar mitzvahed twice.
- Jerry Seinfeld, 2007

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